alphabet A - Awww yeeaahhh! No dumb title this week! Wait...what am I going to make fun of now? Oh, silly me, I know: Bischoff being filmed coincidentally when he was served with papers. I guess viewers should just assume they film all the major arrivals, though that begs the question of why they waste that much tape on Eric Bischoff’s ever-tightening t-shirt collection. He has more tight black shirts than Ricky Gervais.
B - Because. ODB, your logic eludes me. You’re mad, so you’re going to show your rival’s bottom to the camera (ratings!) and smack it. I think your anger is a tad bit misplaced.
C - Could they do that in mud next? No one cares about the story, or why Velvet and ODB are fighting; TNA seems to think people just want to cheer “chicks rasslin.” ODB got as many pops as Velvet. I guess when pretty girls fight, there are no heels. That’s partly TNA’s fault, though. Did she have to attack Velvet while she was doing a bikini photo shoot? Nope. Not at all. But, then how would she get stripped down? Gotta make sure that happens. That’s just TNA basically admitting that their female wrestlers are eye-candy only.
D - Dumb. One more thing about the Knockout fight/softcore film: why was Velvet embarrassed about being stripped down to a bikini? That’s the most clothing she’s had in a ring since I’ve been watching TNA.
E - Even the promos have promos! What is this, Impact Talking on Spike TV?
F - Fatigue. Impact throws out so much information at one time, it’s disorienting. It’s truly just throwing stuff out and seeing what sticks. The local window-washing and low-budget phone “chat line” commercials are a welcome relief.
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