Thursday, June 9, 2011

Super 8 Review


Super 8 Review Occasionally they do this with additional stock characters in the background, such as a secretly-deep hot girl, an alcoholic father with a terrible secret, a used car salesman with a bad toupee, the slutty older sister from That 70s Show, a stoner, bratty twins, a stern cop, etc. Anyway, the main group of annoying kids is hard at work helping the fat one direct a zombie movie, and one night, they’re filming a scene at a train station between Deep Hot Girl and Vomit Pussy that Lardass says he wants to time to coincide with a passing freight train. He says he wants the train in the shot for “production value,” which.

I assume means “unusable audio While they’re shooting, Dead Mom zones out, probably thinking about his dead mom again, and as he takes his eyes off Vomit Pussy’s terrible acting, he sees a pick-up truck about to play chicken with the oncoming train. The train hits the crappy pick-up truck and, as movie physics would dictate, derails while its cars break apart and explode into a billion flaming train nuggets. After the crash, the now-dirty-faced (this will become a theme wiener kids, once they finish vomiting praising the explosions gripping their dead-mom lockets, survey the damage.
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